belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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