omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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