If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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