sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I had to cum in my sink.
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