it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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