do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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