I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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