why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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