I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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