dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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