you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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