Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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