Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
