Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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