At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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