It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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