It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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