i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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