win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize