If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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