Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
