Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
thus making me awesome and them whores
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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