Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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