Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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