He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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