It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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