kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
sex in a hospital.. check
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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