You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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