If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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