Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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