We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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