It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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