Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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