let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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