Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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