1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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