After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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