nut hugger
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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