just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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