At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Randomize
