It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
