Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
that is very illegal...i love you.
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