But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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