some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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