Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm at about main and main street
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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