i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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