State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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