I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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