Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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