I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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