Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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