I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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