yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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