new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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