but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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