i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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